The Kitchen The Woodlands Menu (Update 2025)

Introducing the menu at The Kitchen The Woodlands, a vibrant eatery nestled at 4526 Research Forest Dr, this place offers a delightful blend of breakfasts and brunches crafted with care. The menu features enticing options like the Avocado Bacon Melt Benedict, combining poached eggs with smoked Gouda and maple bacon—a true indulgence for brunch enthusiasts. The standout Lobster Tostada Benedict with miso hollandaise delivers a unique twist that captivates the palate. For breakfast lovers, the Southwest Steak & Eggs tantalizes with chipotle tenderloin and crispy tortillas, while the Corned Beef Hash promises hearty satisfaction. Notably, the pancakes and freshly squeezed orange juice receive rave reviews, adding sweetness to your morning. With a warm atmosphere and attentive service, this spot is perfect for family gatherings or casual dates, ensuring every visit feels special. Explore the diverse menu that masterfully balances simplicity with sophistication.

BREAKFAST STAPLES

TEX MEX TOWER

Over easy eggs, crispy corn tortilla, Southwest chicken, harissa aioli, black beans, mozzarella, Parmesan, avocado, pico de gallo, fire-roasted salsa, served with a side of fruit

$15.00

CORNED BEEF HASH

Two poached eggs, breakfast potatoes, red onions, red and green bell peppers, spinach, tomatoes, hollandaise, scallions, served with sourdough toast

$15.50

GREEK BREAKFAST

Two poached eggs, herbed chicken, kidney beans, garbanzo beans, artichokes, baby arugula, white wine Parmesan sauce, served with wheat toast

$15.00

AVOCADO TOAST

Lemon pepper, two fried eggs, tomatoes

$14.00

TEXAS BREAKFAST

Two eggs your way, three pancakes, two breakfast sausages, two slices of bacon, breakfast potatoes, fire-roasted salsa, served with toast

$16.50

SOUTHWEST STEAK & EGGS

Chipotle tenderloin tips, two eggs your way, breakfast potatoes, pico de gallo, white cheddar, lemon pepper avocado, served with choice of warm flour or corn tortillas

$16.00

KITCHEN CLASSIC

Two eggs your way, choice of bread, breakfast potatoes, choice of ham, bacon or sausage

$14.00

YOGURT PARFAIT

Greek yogurt, fresh and dried berries, flax seed granola, peanuts, honey drizzle

$11.00

SEASONAL FRUIT CUP

Fresh melons, pineapples and berries

$6.00

CROISSANT BACON & EGG

Bacon, scrambled eggs, Swiss

$11.50

BREAKFAST TACO

Chorizo, scrambled eggs, cheddar, cilantro, choice of flour or corn tortilla

$5.00

BREAKFAST BURRITO

Scrambled eggs, caramelized onions, cheddar, choice of ham, bacon or sausage

$13.00

BREAKFAST SANDWICHES

BENEDICTS

LOBSTER TOSTADA BENEDICT

Two poached eggs, house-made miso hollandaise, miso slaw, lemon pepper avocado, mangoes, tomatoes, cilantro, served with a side of fruit

$22.00

CLASSIC HAM & CHEESE BENEDICT

Two poached eggs, white cheddar, house-made hollandaise, English muffin, served with breakfast potatoes

$14.00

AVOCADO BACON MELT BENEDICT

Two poached eggs, avocado, maple black pepper bacon, smoked Gouda, English muffin, house-made hollandaise, served with breakfast potatoes

$15.00

CRAWFISH OMELET

Bacon, arugula, chipotle aioli, Parmesan, EVOO, served with toast

$15.00

AVOCADO & GOAT CHEESE OMELET

Oven roasted cherry tomatoes, wheat toast

$14.00

FLORENTINE OMELET

Spinach, bacon, baby Swiss, served with toast and house-made preserves

$14.00

RANCHERO STEAK OMELET

Filet tips, black beans, cilantro, jalapeño, grilled corn, cheddar, pico de gallo, served with toast

$16.00

THREE-EGG OMELETS

FROM THE GRIDDLE

CINNAMON ROLL PANCAKES

Whipped cream cheese icing, whipped maple syrup

$14.00

BUTTERMILK PANCAKES

Maple syrup, maple butter, powdered sugar

$11.00

OATMEAL GRIDDLE CAKE

Fresh strawberries, maple syrup, powdered sugar

$11.00

FRIED CHICKEN & WAFFLE

Two over easy eggs, maple syrup, powdered sugar

$14.50

BANANAS FOSTER TEXAS-CUT FRENCH TOAST

Brûléed banana, fresh blueberries, whipped maple syrup, powdered sugar, mint

$14.00

BREAKFAST SAUSAGE

$4.25

CHICKEN APPLE SAUSAGE

$4.50

HAM SLICE

$4.25

BUTTERMILK PANCAKE

$4.00

CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKE

$5.00

BLUEBERRY PANCAKE

$5.00

APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON

$4.25

BREAKFAST POTATOES

$3.25

TOAST

$3.00

FRENCH TOAST

$6.00

ENGLISH MUFFIN

$3.00

TWO EGGS

$3.50

SIDE OF FRUIT

$3.25

BREAKFAST SIDES

BEGINNINGS

CRAWFISH QUESO

House-made queso, pico de gallo, cilantro, Cajun-seasoned tortilla chips

$13.00

TRUFFLE MAC & CHEESE GRATIN

Elbow noodles, aged cheddar cheese, Parmesan breadcrumbs

$9.00

VIETNAMESE CHICKEN WINGS

Soy caramel, crispy garlic, mint, scallions, sesame, lime, peanuts

$13.00

LOBSTER TOSTADA

Miso slaw, lemon pepper avocado, mangoes, tomatoes, cilantro

$20.00

DEVILED EGGS

Bacon jam, candied jalapeños, chives

$8.00

CRISPY CAULIFLOWER

Harissa aioli, tomatoes, peanuts, scallions, mint

$8.00

CRISPY BRUSSELS SPROUTS

Soy caramel, Parmesan, scallions

$7.00

TENDERLOIN COBB SALAD

Tenderloin filet tips, mixed greens, oven-roasted tomatoes, bacon, Swiss, grilled heart of palm, pickled onions, deviled eggs, lemon pepper avocado, house-made Russian dressing

$19.00

CAESAR SALAD

Cajun chicken breast, romaine, Parmesan cheese, croutons, Caesar dressing

$15.00

BLACKENED SALMON SALAD

6oz. Scottish salmon filet, baby spinach, arugula, walnuts, granny smith apple, oven-roasted tomatoes, pickled onions, strawberries, strawberry balsamic vinaigrette

$20.00

GRILLED CHICKEN & ANCIENT GRAIN SALAD

Oak-grilled chicken breast, ancient grain tabbouleh, arugula, artichokes, oven-roasted tomatoes, sun-dried tomatoes, heart of palm, cucumber, lemon pepper avocado, sunflower seeds, crispy garlic, caramelized onions, lemon vinaigrette

$16.00

MIXED GREENS SALAD

Mixed greens, sun-dried tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, artichokes, croutons, Parmesan cheese, balsamic vinaigrette

$14.50

THAI CHICKEN SALAD

Oak-grilled chicken breast, arugula, cabbage, mixed greens, edamame, mandarin oranges, black beans, chopped peanuts,Thai peanut dressing

$16.00

SALADS

KITCHEN PLATES

GUMBO "YA YA"

Shrimp, andouille sausage, Southwest chicken,Italian black rice, okra

$15.00

GREEK CHICKEN

Garbanzo beans, kidney beans, steamed broccoli, artichokes, tomatoes, scallions, capers, mashed potatoes, lemon Parmesan sauce, fresh basil

$17.00

LOBSTER TRUFFLE PASTA

Fettuccine, Parmesan gratin, scallions, bread crumbs

$27.00

SLOW-BRAISED & OAK-GRILLED BABY BACK RIBS

House-made rub, apricot barbecue sauce, mangoes, creamed corn, smashed sweet potatoes

$27.00

QUESADILLA

Southwest seasoning, mozzarella, cheddar, lemon pepperavocado, sour cream, pico de gallo, skinny fries choice of chicken or steak

$16.00

CARROT & GINGER BISQUE

Butter, olive oil, scallions

$12.00

TORTILLA SOUP

Southwest chicken, black beans, roasted corn, tomatoes, red onions, scallions, cilantro, cheddar, tortilla strips

$14.00

ROASTED BACON & TOMATO BASIL SOUP

Garnished with a petite grilled cheese sandwich

$12.00

BLACKENED RED FISH

Southwest chicken, black beans, roasted corn, tomatoes, red onions, scallions, cilantro, cheddar, tortilla strips

$26.00

OAK-GRILLED SCOTTISH SALMON

Sriracha barbecue sauce, smashed sweet potatoes, grilled asparagus, cilantro

$20.00

BLACKENED CHICKEN ALFREDO

Fettuccine, house-made alfredo sauce, red onions, tomatoes, fresh basil 1

$15.50

FRIED CHICKEN & WAFFLE

Two over easy eggs, bacon jam, maple syrup, powdered sugar

$15.00

SMOKED BRISKET BOWL

Southwest smoked brisket, Italian black rice, black beans, corn, roasted cherry tomatoes, candied jalapeños, pico de gallo, lemon pepper avocado

$18.50

BEEF & LAMB BOLOGNESE

Fettuccine, tomato sauce, fine herbs, butter, Parmesan

$18.00

THAI PEANUT CHICKEN WRAP

Sliced chicken, cabbage slaw, roasted red bell peppers, red onions, tomatoes, peanuts, scallions, cilantro, mint, spinach tortilla, Thai peanut dressing 1

$15.00

SHRIMP & SOBA BOWL

Wasabi marinated and grilled shrimp, edamame, sugar snap peas, cashews, sesame seeds, scallions, pickled mango, miso vinaigrette

$18.50

CHICKEN & RICE BOWL

Peanut chicken, Italian black rice, garbanzo beans, lemon pepper avocado, tomatoes, spicy cucumbers, mangoes, hard boiled egg, smashed sweet potatoes

$16.50

AVOCADO TOAST

Lemon pepper, two fried eggs, tomatoes

$14.00

STEAK BOWL

Tenderloin tips, balsamic mushroom farro, lemon pepper avocado, artichokes, roasted red bell pepper, caramelized onions, salsa verde, scallions, sunflower seeds

$18.50

RED FISH ZUCCHINI NOODLE BOWL

Blackened red fish, ancient grains, artichokes, sun-dried tomatoes, garlic, avocado, basil pesto, white wine, lemon wedge

$18.50

SALMON BOWL

Oak-grilled salmon, ancient grain tabbouleh, grilled hearts of palm, oven-roasted tomatoes, almonds, kidney beans, romesco sauce

$18.50

HEALTHY INSPIRATIONS

FIRE IT UP - choice of protein, rub, sauce and two sides

SLOW-BRAISED & OAK-GRILLED BABY BACK RIBS

$27.00

CERTIFIED ANGUS RIBEYE 12 OZ

$37.00

CERTIFIED ANGUS NY STRIP 12 OZ

$32.00

BLACKENED RED FISH* 7 OZ

$26.00

SCOTTISH SALMON* 6 OZ

$20.00

CHICKEN BREAST 8 OZ

$17.00

RUB Choices

H1 Steak Rub, Southwest, Creole, Herbs de Provence, Lemon Pepper, Black Pepper

Sauce

H1 Steak Sauce, Apricot Barbecue, Beurre Blanc, Chipotle Butter, Ginger Soy, Hollandaise

Steamed Broccoli

$4.00

Grilled Asparagus

$5.00

Italian Black Rice

$4.00

Mixed Greens Side Salad

$5.00

Creamed Corn

$4.50

Green Beans With Miso Aioli

$4.50

Mac & Cheese

$4.00

Smashed Sweet Potatoes

$3.00

Mashed Potatoes

$3.00

Herbed Sweet Potato Fries

$3.50

Parmesan Truffle Fries

$3.50

Skinny Fries

$3.00

SIDE SHOWS

BURGERS & HANDHELDS

HANGOVER BURGER

Gyulais ‘Black Wagyu & Charolais’ ground beef patty,American cheese, over-easy egg, bacon jam, pickled red onions, arugula, crispy garlic, brioche bun, skinny fries

$16.00

SIGNATURE FRIED CHICKEN

Honey mustard barbecue sauce, dill pickles, brioche bun, skinny fries

$14.00

REUBEN

Corned beef, baby Swiss, house-made sauerkraut, house-made A.C. sauce, sourdough, skinny fries

$14.00

SOUTHWEST CHICKEN CLUB

Bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, avocado, onions, chipotle mayo, toasted sourdough, skinny fries

$14.00

VENISON BURGER 2.0

South Texas antelope & Texas wagyu grind, Swiss, harissa aioli, arugula, picked red onions, sunflower seeds, crispy garlic, scallions, brioche bun, skinny fries

$17.00

COWBOY BURGER

Gyulais ‘Black Wagyu & Charolais’ ground beef patty, white cheddar, yellow cheddar, avocado, bacon, mixed greens, jalapeños, onions, tomatoes, dill pickles, brioche bun, skinny fries

$16.00

THE AMERICAN BURGER 2.0

Gyulais ‘Black Wagyu & Charolais’ ground beef patty,American cheese, bacon, lettuce, pickles, red onions,A.C. sauce, brioche bun, skinny fries

$15.00

THE BEYOND BURGER

Beyond Meat Patty, white cheddar, house-made A.C. sauce, baby spinach, brioche bun, skinny fries

$15.00

CRISPY MAHI MAHI TACOS

Asian slaw, avocado, tomatoes, cilantro, wasabi aioli, corn tortillas, side salad

$14.00

MAINE LOBSTER SMASH BURGER

Beef patty, butter poached lobster, American cheese, miso tomato aioli, lettuce, scallions, brioche bun, skinny fries

$25.00

SMOKED BRISKET GRILLED CHEESE AND ROASTED BACON & TOMATO BASIL SOUP

Smoked brisket, American cheese, white cheddar, sourdough; roasted bacon & tomato basil soup

$15.00

MAC OR ALFREDO

$9.00

CHEESE QUESADILLA

Cheddar and mozzarella

$9.00

GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH

Brioche, American cheese

$9.00

KID'S BURGER

Plain burger, brioche bun

$9.00

TENDER TRIO

Three all-natural chicken tenders

$9.00

FOR KIDS 12 & UNDER

COCKTAILS

LYCHEE COSMO

Cranberry juice, lychee, sparkling wine

$10.00

DARK CHOCOLATE ESPRESSO MARTINI

Hazelnut, chocolate syrup, espresso, cream

$10.00

WHITE CHOCOLATE ESPRESSO MARTINI

White chocolate syrup, espresso, cinnamon, cream

$10.00

THE KITCHEN MARGARITA

Frozen margarita, lime, lemon, tequila lime black salt

$10.00

FROZEN MARGARITA FLIGHT

Traditional, Prickly Pear, Mango Lime,Strawberry Jalapeño

$18.00

FROZEN MIMOSA FLIGHT (Brunch Only)

Traditional, Tropical, Prickly Pear, Strawberry

$18.00

FLIGHTS

OLD FASHIONED MILKSHAKES

MINT MADNESS

Cool mint ice cream, chocolate syrup, Chantilly cream, chocolate chips, cocoa powder, mint sprig

$7.00

COOKIES & CREAM

Oreo cookie ice cream, chocolate syrup, Oreo cookie crumbles, cocoa powder, Chantilly cream, toasted marshmallow

$7.00

CAMPFIRE

Vanilla ice cream, toasted marshmallow, chocolate sauce,Chantilly cream, graham cracker crumbles

$7.00

STRAWBERRY

Strawberry ice cream, Sugar in the Raw, Chantilly cream, fresh strawberry

$7.00

CREAMSICLE

Vanilla ice cream, fresh-squeezed orange juice, white mocha, sugar in the raw, Chantilly cream, orange slice

$7.00

STRAWBERRY BANANA

Almond milk, strawberries, bananas, Greek yogurt, organic maple syrup

$7.00

KING'S SMOOTHIE

Almond milk, banana, chocolate syrup, peanut butter, local honey

$7.00

MANGOBERRY

Almond milk, strawberries, mangoes, Greek yogurt, organic maple syrup

$7.00

SMOOTHIES